2008-01-23

Funny Shayari

Khuda Hi Khuda... Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, Jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai, jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Soft drinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain, Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro, Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Mohabbat ki Chita Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena, Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena, Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar “Mohabbat” bata dena!

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hatte katte nawjawan kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt be waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai. 2nd gadha-tu ghar chod kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. 1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai. vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga. bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu

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Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai, ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai, pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

Yu to hain hum ‘’BHRAMCHARI'’, magar jahan dekhi ‘’NAARI'’ vahan ‘’AANKH-MAARI'’, pat gayi to hamari, varna phir se ‘’BHRAMCHARI’

Harbhajan to his wife: Darling ! kya main tera pehla pyar hoo? Wife: Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam? Ab Kya Karoge? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh Ke CHITTHI Bhejoge? Nahi Na………. Main Batata Hoon... Kya Karna Hai…. Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Bol deta Hoon!

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte meek baar to nahana chahiye

Wo ped kya jise me dali na ho, wo bag kya jise me mali na ho, wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na ho, aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho...

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…

Na wo inkar karti hai na wo ikrar karti hai, kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyqr karti hai

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye 100 kiss bhej raha hu, Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bheje 100 kiss mile: Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya, Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye 9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai. Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi bhi 30 - 40 bachi hai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.

College ki galiyo mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai, Jab saans wahan par leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.

teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, ho ja GANJI kar de sawera

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE... Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman.. E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman... E husn ka furkat se sharmana…Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

6 comments:

Varshaa said...

Cool Shayari... by the way is it your
own experiments..which you did during your college studies????

Deepak Sakpal said...

Ummm... Not really... :) In my college times I was a very sincere student.

Varshaa said...

Ohh...Was U Really???
Do U mean to say that Sincearity dosen't carry Sensivity along..
Is it something that U mean..???

Deepak Sakpal said...

Off course not... I am still sincere in whatever I do :)

Varshaa said...

My Dear Friend......Plz Read The second line of my comment very carefully......
n wat hav u ans is not at all matching to the qstn......
did u mean to say that sincear people dosent hav sensitivity in them as on my first comment u ans; that u were sincear...... in fact, i never said that doing experiments..is bad thing......
anyways lets not pull this conversation anymore..
coz i knw u cant find an ans...(he..he..he..)

Deepak Sakpal said...

I doesn't mean sincere people are not sensitive.. they can be.